TRUMP KILLS SUSNOCA

 PURELY FICTIONAL

The cold wind was blowing with a nasty chill. Agent Triple 6 was wounded. He had a bullet grazing.

His orange skin was crawling. He knew the sniper had made it through the perimeter.  All 4 of his Deep State Intelligence Service compadres were dead.

SUSNOCA was a highly trained effective killer. He had been hired by the Chinese and Russians.

This go-round he was in Canada. 5 days ago Donald Trump had answered his DSIS satellite phone. It rang with the Deep Emergency Ringtone meaning it was trouble...deep trouble!

The Mission:  Penetrate Canadian soil and rescue a Russian Intel officer code-named IRENE GLOWS.

She had just accomplished her mission in the Great White.

Easy as pie.

Then SUSNOCA appeared. She was the target!

DSIS TEAM 13 arrived and President Trump snatched her out of harm's way. That's  when he was shot grazed. 

IRENE GLOWS safely flew to Moscow.

Agent Triple 6 aka Trump headed back to camp in the frigid Canadian wilderness.

His team was dead.

Long story short: Agent Triple 6 killed SUSNOCA in hand to hand combat.

Mike Pence kissed him on the cheek when he made it back to Washington DC.

They slow danced to LUIS MIGUEL music.

Mrs. Pence was out of town.